Swimmer Probs: Shit I think about during practice →
swimmer-probs: Me: Can i just leave Me: Well that water looks fucking cold Me: What the hell bitch you swam like a 50 for warmup Me: Can we taper for that meet in a month Me: Wait what’s the set? Me: Dear clouds in the distance, please come over her and start thundering? Thanks Me: why is everyone…
Swimmer Probs: Shit I think during swim meets →
swimmer-probs: Me: I swear they make the water colder every time Me: Well I feel like I’m fucking drowning today Me: What am I even swimming Me: Why the fuck did I think signing up for the 400 IM was a good idea Me: Kill me now Me: I’m probably going to rip this suit Me: shit forgot to pee before i…
After my 200IM this morning
shut-up-and-swim-bitch: Coach: Hey, someone scratched so do you wanna swim the final tonight? Me: No not really.. Coach: Okay, i’ll go tell them you’re gonna swim the final tonight.
Swimmer Problem #143
youknow-itsaswimmerthing: That one person who’s hyper every practice.
sailingbroadreach: i swam my first 200 fly today. i don’t think i’ve ever been in so much agony in my life. I pretty much died along the way. Hurray :’D
I finally got to taper and shave for swimming, and...
irishiwerelou: I hope I stop bleeding soon. Oops.
ohlivyuhuxtable: lindybot: Harry: You’ve only ever read one book in your life? Liam: Yes. Niall: Me too. It was called: How To Kill A Mocking Bird. Liam: Wasn’t it just called To Kill A Mocking Bird? Harry: It’s confusing because you’re 200 pages in and the bird still hasn’t died.